Sneakerhead Alert: New Balance’s 990v6 “Avocado” Is About to Make My Wallet Cry

Alright, I have a confession to make. I might have a slight sneaker problem. My wife calls it an “addiction,” but I prefer the term “passionate collection.” Potato, potahto, right? When I heard about New Balance dropping their 990v6 in an “Avocado” colorway, I literally spilled my morning coffee all over my keyboard (typing this on a partially sticky ‘B’ key now, thanks New Balance).

Let me tell you about this upcoming release that’s got me checking my savings account and contemplating which pair of shoes I can sell to justify another purchase.

The “Avocado” 990v6: Green With Envy

The geniuses at New Balance have done it again. The 990v6, which has been my go-to dad shoe for years (even before I became a dad), is getting dressed up in what they’re calling an “Avocado” colorway for Spring 2025. And honestly? It’s pretty much perfect timing since by then, my current 990s will probably have grass stains from mowing the lawn and mysterious marks from whatever my kid drags me through at the park.

Picture this: a dark collegiate green mesh base that reminds me of those perfectly ripe avocados you sometimes (rarely) find at the grocery store. You know, not the rock-hard ones and not the brown mushy ones, but the elusive “just right” avocados. Then they’ve added leather mid layers and suede overlays in a minty green shade that’s fresher than my breath after panic-chewing gum before an important meeting.

These kicks aren’t just green all over though. There are some thoughtful dark grey accents on the N logos and tongue badges that break up all that green, plus white elements that make the whole design pop. It’s like they took the color scheme from my favorite avocado toast spot and turned it into footwear.

My History With the 990 Series

I still remember my first pair of 990s. It was 2012, and I was walking through downtown when I spotted them in a shop window. At the time, I was all about flashy, colorful sneakers that screamed “look at me!” But something about the understated cool of the 990s spoke to me.

Fast forward a decade, and I’ve owned four different versions. The 990s have been with me through job interviews, first dates (including with my now-wife, who rolled her eyes when I told her how much they cost), and countless miles of city exploring. They’ve seen me at my best and at my worst (like that time I wore them to paint the garage and didn’t realize until it was too late).

There’s something about the comfort of these shoes that keeps me coming back. It’s like walking on little cloud cushions, but clouds that somehow provide excellent support. I’ve tried other sneakers, but I always return to my 990s like they’re an old friend.

The Price of Avocado (Toast Not Included)

Now for the part that makes my credit card sweat. These bad boys will retail for $200. I know, I know. That’s like 40 avocado toasts or about 100 actual avocados. But these are Made in USA New Balance 990v6s we’re talking about! Quality craftsmanship doesn’t come cheap, and neither does my sneaker habit.

When I mentioned the price to my wife, she gave me that look. You know the one. The “you have fifteen pairs of sneakers already” look. But then I showed her the pictures, and even she had to admit they looked pretty cool. Small victories, folks.

The Waiting Game

Here’s the bad news: we’ve got to wait until Spring 2025 to get our hands on these beauties. That’s enough time for me to save up, sell some shoes I don’t wear anymore, or come up with a very convincing argument about why these are an “investment piece.”

The good news is they’ll be available directly from New Balance and select retailers. I’ve already set a calendar reminder, though I’ll probably set five more as we get closer to the release date. I’ve missed out on too many drops by forgetting or being stuck in meetings during launch time. Not this time, avocado shoes. Not this time.

Final Thoughts

Will these shoes make me cooler? Probably not. Will they magically improve my dad jokes or my ability to grill the perfect burger? Definitely not. But will they make me happy every time I lace them up and add a little spring to my step? Absolutely.

So mark your calendars, fellow sneaker enthusiasts. Spring 2025 might seem far away, but good things come to those who wait. And if anyone asks why you’re wearing avocado-colored shoes, just tell them you’re really passionate about healthy fats.

In the meantime, I’ll be here, refreshing the New Balance website and trying to convince my wife that green shoes go with everything. Wish me luck!